Beware the Ides of the Kraft!
Source: College Humor
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
wait what’s the joke
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
hakuna your tatas omg
DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
My part I of a two part series on Pope Francis and why I think he rocks! There has been a backlash against religiosity lately with all that is going on in the world and folks like him definitely help restore your faith!
I’m agnostic bordering on atheist and this man warms my heart. He is what we should all strive to be.
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
Alternate Universes are pure gold
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
I regret nothing.
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
"Our whole existence depends on things working."
The ‘Up’ House, in Utah
I got teary at the last picture
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
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